CG: EVERY FUCKING DAY.
(OOC: Okay- this is KK again. I hope it’s okay, that we answered that question not in the usual way. But the question fits good.
XOXO)
CG: WE ARE GOING ON ORDINARY ‘DATES’ LIKE EGDERP WOULD SAY.
CG: WE OFTEN DONT HAVE THE TIME TO MEET EACH OTHER AND WHEN IT COMES TO ONE OF THE SO CALLED ‘FLESHCOLOURED-CREATURES-MEET-UPS’ WE SIT AND TALK ABOUT THE FUCKING WEATHER ON THAT LITTLE CRAPPY PLANET JOHN LIVES ON.
CG: BUT ITS NOT LIKE WE CAN TALK TO EACH OTHER LIKE ‘BUDDYS’ - WHAT A FUCKED UP NAME FOR NOOKSUCKER FRIENDSHIP ANYWAY- BECAUSE SOMETIMES WE ARE DISTURBED BY SOME NOT WORTH MENTIONABLE WOMEN…
EB: no karkat! we dont have any ‘dates’ and your troll ladys don’t disturb at all!!!
CG: ….THEY DO.
YOU CAN SEE HOW TIRED I AM.
I WANT TO STOP THAT GAME SO BAD.
BUT I AM NOT ABLE TO DO SO…
(OOC: Yeah hey- this is KK and I have to say sorry for not posting ask’s anyway. John and me were busy with our DaveJade thing you might have seen on my main blog. This is my ‘instead-of-asks-i-will-post-stupid-stuff-post’. After Leipzig Bookfair, in 2 weeks, we have time to answer some-finally. Thank you guys for being so patient. XOXO KK)
GC: OH A STRIDER WHAT AN HONOR FOR ME TO ANSWER YOUR UNBELIEVABLE STUPID QUESTION, IDIOT.
GC: HOW DID TROLL BIEBER GOT HIS SHITTY MATESPRIT TROLL GOMEZ.
GC: THOSE QUESTIONS ARE HURTING MY THINK PEN AND ALL OF YOU SHOULD OVERTHINK YOUR QUESTIONS TWICE BEFORE ASKING.
EB: karkat, stop being an asshole to my best friends bro!
GC: WELL SHUT UP I WILL GO ON.
GC: IT WORKS PRETTY WELL AND EROTIC LIKE A BUCKET THING IS USUALLY GOING TO WITH VERY HOT AND INTIMATE EXPLORATION OF BODYS AND SHIT LIKE YOU CAN SEE HERE.
CG: YOU KNOW THIS IS USUALLY AS EROTIC AND HOT AS IT COULD POSSIBLY BE AND EGBERT REALLY LIKES HOW I DO HIM WITH ALL MY TROLLNESS AND YOU STRIDER COULD NEVER REACH THAT LEVEL BECAUSE NO ONE OF YOU STRIDERS WILL EVER.
EB: oh god, what haaappened?
EB: it is not like this anyway!!
EB: i’m still not a homosexual and i can’t believe, that karkat is editing pictures!
GC: I DO NOT FAKE ANYTHING, I AM HONEST.
CG: WHAT DID YOUR FUCKING EARTH MOUTH JUST ASKED.
CG: NO I DON’T HAVE MOVES LIKE TROLL JAGGER BECAUSE I’M NOT AN IDIOT WHO DANCES ALL THE TIME LIKE I HAVE NOTHING ELSE TO DO.
CG: BUT YOU KNOW WHAT, I KNOW SOMEONE WHO LIKES TO DANCE LIKE A STUPID FUCK AND JUST LIKE TROLL-JAGGER DOES BUT ON EARTH HE IS NAMED DIFFERENT, I THINK.
CG: THIS IDIOT DANCES AFTER A NIC CAGE FILM MARATHON EVERY FUCKING TIME LIKE HE HAS NO LIFE AND I’M PRETTY SURE HE REALLY HAS NONE.
CG: BUT WHAT AM I TALKING ABOUT WE ALL KNOW THAT HE IS A STUPID FUCK AND WE ALL KNOW THAT HE IS SORT OF AWKWARD.
CG: I SHOULD TELL EGBERT THAT THOSE DANCES ARE MATESPRIT-SHIP DISPLAYS ON ALTERNIA.
CG: HE ALREADY DID THAT.
CG: FIRST OF ALL HE GAVE ME A FUCKING PRESENT OR WHATEVER THAT RED WRAPPED THING WAS AND GRINNED LIKE A STUPID FUCK.
CG: THATS WHAT HE DOES WITHOUT GIVING ME PRESENTS ANYWAY.
CG: IT WAS KIND OF SURPRISING THAT I JUST SLAPPED HIM LIKE EVERY OTHER TROLL WOULD.
CG: I DONT THINK THAT HE WOULD LIKE TO FILL A BUCKET WITH ME NOW BECAUSE HE TOOK THAT SHIT TOO PERSONAL.
CG: ITS ALWAYS THE CASE, THAT THOSE STUPID EARTHLINGS THINK, THAT I WEAR NOT A ZODIAC SIGN BUT THE NUMBER 69.
CG: WHY THE FUCK SHOULD I WEAR A 69.
EB: oh, it’s very simple!
EB: there are male and female humans and when they really like each other, they are in love!
EB: thats the so called ‘human romance’. :)
CG: OH SHUT UP.
EB: b-but karkat!
EB: you’re mean…
EB: hey guys!
EB: lets get this thing started, hehe! :)
CG: OH MY FUCKING GOD. THIS WILL BE THE SHITTIEST THING I’VE EVER AGREED TO.
CG: EGBERT ONCE ASKED ME IF I WOULD RUN AN ASKBLOG WITH HIM.
CG: WELL HERE WE ARE.
CG: YOU CAN ASK YOUR DUMP, STUPID, HUMAN QUESTIONS.
CG: I WILL DECIDE WHICH ONE I WOULD LIKE TO ANSWER AND WHICH ONE IS JUST AS STUPID AS EGDERP.
EB: oh, come on karkat!
EB: don’t be that mean.
EB: he meant that you can ask anything, you would like to know.
EB: don’t be shy!
EB: hehehe
CG: FUCK YOU, EGBERT.
